I am the vampire recorder.
She's gonna wipe us out.
She's going to save the world.
- Remove your weapon. - Hal, please.
- Who sent you here ? - Move in here !
- Are you somehow drunk ? - Griffin's dead.
We seriously need to sort our shit out before the Old Ones arrive.
What we need now is fists and fangs.
The other guy ?
He called him Hal.
He called him what ?
Look, I'm not going to kill you.
I want to, but he won't let me.
He says it's protocol.
It's not that I don't have a stomach for killing.
Believe me,
I've killed a truly astonishing number of people.
Me and my friend have cut a swathe across Europe.
We're like a plague.
And then the bloody war came along and ballsed it all up.
Please yourself.
Sorry about the mess.
We're home on leave.
We couldn't be bothered to get the coach the way to Richmond,
and thought we liked the look of this place.
My friend can get a bit carnal.
Pretty girls bring out the beast in him, you see.
Shall I tell you a secret ?
I think the others are scared of him.
Ivan, Wyndham, Jacob. Even Hettie.
Not Mr Snow, obviously.
Sometimes, I think the only demon worse than him
must be the one he's fleeing from.
But I'm not scared of him.
Don't tell him I said that.
Don't tell him you said what ?
Christ, not another one.
How may servants does this house have ?
Anything over 20 for a house this size is showing off.
I'll leave you to her.
Pop down to the cellar.
A little something for you
one of the daughters.
- You shouldn't have. - Leave.
Let's go shopping.
Eat you right up.
Couldn't I ?
Aren't you just a darling, aren't you ?
Aren't you ?
I could just eat you up.
So, is Mum at work ?
No, she's dead.
I'm so sorry.
That's really brave of you bringing her up on your own.
Really brave.
Being a single dad.
I'm not her dad. He's dead and all.
So, what happened ? Was it a car crash ? Did you adopt her ?
No, they were killed by some bad men
and my dad was, as well, so we're looking after her.
That's good of you.
She ain't got no one else, and we're worried the bad men might come
and kill her, but we're doing all right.
Well, that's something.
Dear me !
Nice chatting to you. See you later.
Can't believe that I'm a thief now. Common criminal.
I feel sick. Can I even be sick ?
It's not stealing if it's a big shop, McNair said.
I used to blush when I took a sample. What's happened to me ?
She needed food.
Yes, I know she did. It's just it feels so wrong.
- You need to get a job. - I'm sorry ?
We need money for Eve, Hal. We can't go on like this.
Swanning around on your backside all day.
Think I'm relaxing ?
This is me holding on by my fingernails.
And going to work ?
Out of the question.
I do understand that this might be difficult for you,
but you can't really expect to stay here for nothing.
Why aren't you loaded, anyway ?
Vampires live for ever. Even with a basic bank account.
Your compound interest would be through the roof.
McNair said.
A series of unwise investments before the crash.
On my list, it clearly states...
Stuff your list. If you want to carry on living here, you've got to pay.
Annie ?
Please.
Keeping away from people is part of how I manage my condition.
Yes, Hal, but you have been dry for over 50 years.
So, surely you can manage a couple of weeks in the real world.
And if you do start eating people, we'll have to try something else.
Where ?
Where will I work ?
Jobs don't fall off trees, you know ?
Kill me.
Seriously, kill me now.
You can tell Annie I attacked you, or something.
Maybe later, if you work really hard.
Right. So, the fat collects here
and drips into that there.
I want you to scrape it up using this.
And put it in that bucket.
Are you sure you haven't killed me ? It feels a lot like hell.
You've got two choices, mate. You can either scrape up the fat
or mop up the bogs, it's up to you.
- Fat it is. - OK.
- Steeper than it looks. - What are you doing here ?
What are you doing here ?
I can't believe you're still in Barry. I can't believe you're still in Wales.
God, the risks I took for you people.
Do they still want her ?
They don't want her because they think she's dead.
- I told them I killed her. - Oh, thank you.
But if they find out I didn't,
say they spotted you shopping with her in bloody Aldi,
then they'd come for her again, and I would get a wooden enema.
Sorry about that. We'll try and keep more of a low profile, OK ?
This is not just about the fangs.
I found something else in the prophecy.
Something is coming for her.
- That's very nice. Thank you. Goodbye. - Listen, this is serious.
No, this is prophecy, and I know a thing or two about prophecies.
They're bullshit and mind games.
Seems to me that they only get dangerous when you start believing in them.
So, if you've come to tell me about real things in the real world,
then, yes, go on, tell me.
But if this is more Saviour nonsense, I think we're done here.
- Thank you. - I just need to...
Look, if you are serious
about the wellbeing of that child,
you will listen to me.
She is in danger.
I don't know why I bother !
Egg and chips ? It'll be about 5 minutes. If you take a seat.
Cheers, boss. What's that ?
Toad in the hole ? That's going to be a while yet
cos I've still got a few more on.
It's a journal.
Sorry ?
What you were going to ask. I'm just writing a journal.
Thoughts, feelings,
lyrics.
- Good. - Yeah, but it's kind of private.
It's a lot of my private thoughts and ideas.
- But I didn't actually ask... - Oh, OK !
Just one.
Twisted my arm.
Like, we have this idea
that you could make a skull
with the top sliced off
that you could drink from.
What do you think ?
It's pretty dark, isn't it ?
Wouldn't the drink leak out of the eye sockets where the...
the optic nerve goes in ?
It's not a real skull !
Anyway, just the sort of thing I think aboutall the time.
I bet you think I'm really weird.
You still doing that ? We've got orders in, Hal.
Do you ever picture the streets full of bones ?
Like after a war.
And everybody's dead but you.
And the big, bad pig
blew and blew and blew,
and the three wolves were very scared
inside their little brick house.
Well, well, well.
Wasn't that idiot Regus supposed to have killed her ?
What happened ? Did she overpower him ?
Can be little buggers, babies, can't they ?
Cry like crazy in the house, then you take two steps outside
boom, off like a light.
Do you have any yourself ?
Two boys.
Little smashers.
They both died of old age a long time ago,
but they had kids who had kids, and so on.
I check in occasionally. See how my genes are getting on.
Might even take the odd one.
You know, thin the herd.
It's funny.
All the others are terrified of this little lady.
The War Child.
They think if you threaten her, a safe will fall on your head.
But not me.
I see her
as opportunity.
Imagine how grateful the Old Ones are going to be
when I give them her head as a welcoming present.
It's your lucky day today.
This is a bit too public, even for me.
I'll be seeing you.
Why can't you leave her alone ? She's just a normal baby !
Do you really believe that, or is this just desperation ?
Which one keeps her alive ?
Neither, I'm afraid.
Bloke at table four gets free teas. He's a builder. He gave me this.
- What is it ? - Muriatic acid.
What ?
It's for cleaning my swimming pool.
That don't have to be perfect. We've got people waiting.
I'm doing them a favour.
I'm granting them five more minutes without food poisoning.
Get out of the way, I'll do it. Move.
Fine.
Think I've gone as high as I possibly could
in the thrilling world of lettuce chopping.
- What was that ? - It's a stake, Hal.
What's it doing here ?
Must have had it with me in my pocket when I was protecting Eve.
- Then I came here. Forgot it. - Tom, you promised Annie...
I know. I told you, I forgot I even had it.
It's good that I've got it, in case.
In case of what ?
We're hardly likely to be overrun by vampires in a cafe.
- That's for me, isn't it ? - No, of course not.
In case I fell off the wagon ?
In case I dealt with complaints the old-fashioned way ?
How was that going to work ? Were you even going to warn me ?
Or a swift stake in the back the next time I looked at someone funny ?
Tell me I'm wrong.
Look me in the eye and tell me there's not a chance that you'll crack.
Nothing to worry about, and I swear, I'll bin the thing myself.
It would be nice if I thought you were worried
about me falling off the wagon, but I think you're hoping I will
because that'll give you the perfect excuse.
Now, you tell me I'm wrong.
What happened ?
My lunch fought back.
I'd rather not talk about it.
Who takes a crowbar when they walk the dog ?
That's just weird.
No, first, I want to know why you're helping us.
Why you're helping her.
- I'm all heart. - No, you're not.
The prophecy says that she will be the doom of the vampire race
which I don't believe for a second, but I know that you do,
- so why would you want to save her ? - You love a doorstep row, don't you ?
You want to go into this ?
Before I bring the baby into the weird vampire's house ? Yes.
Right.
For 400 years,
I've been collecting and cataloguing vampire history, myths and legends.
400 years.
In dark rooms, libraries and cellars. Poring over scrolls, manuscripts,
books covered in mildew cos you can't Google this stuff.
I've got asthma.
Actual asthma. Vampires don't get asthma.
And no one wanted to know about my work.
They just laughed and ate another virgin,
so that has to be worth something.
If it's not true, if that baby doesn't mean the end of the vampires,
then what have I been doing for all those years ?
It will have meant nothing.
Do you understand ?
He came to the house ?
- We were in the park. - The park, after everything I told you ?
Well, she wouldn't stop crying, so I just thought...
a walk in the park would calm her down.
Oh, yeah, a walk in the park with the most important baby on the planet.
- I don't believe that. - Then, why exactly are you here ?
Because I'm scared.
The Old Ones ?You were trying to warn me about them ?
Oh, come on ! You couldn't wait to tell me before.
That was before. Before the door in the face,
before you nearly got her killed. Now it's going to cost you.
What ?
My price has just gone up from nothing to something.
I think you need to be taught a lesson. I think you need to feed me.
You do know I'm dead.
All you're going to get is an ice-cream headache.
Who said anything about blood ? I'm interested in your other charms.
I assume you know how to taste. That's what I want, only in reverse.
We are never touching.
I will tell you everything you need to know to save the life of that baby
and, believe me, you need to know.
Put your hand on my head.
Think about the first time you had sex.
So, where are we, then ?
We are in the spot where I first...
You know.
So, who's the lucky fella ?
His name was Dave.
Great !
So, what time's kickoff ?
He'll be here in a minute.
Oh, God. This is so weird !
Weird and sick. I feel sick !
So uncomfortable. Why are you making me do this ?
You've seen my life.
Food that fights back.
Sharing a bathroom with 14 Polish builders.
Someone like me would never stand a chance with you otherwise.
So, I'll take what I can get. Even if it is a second-hand shag.
Pretend I'm not here. Don't mind me.
Right. What's he doing ?
I get it.
These are my memories,
so I guess the only way you can experience them is...
Is as me.
Get off.
Don't worry. You know what ? He was surprisingly gentle.
Get off ! Get off !
Maybe I should leave you guys to it. Just...
No, I don't like it !
- Don't worry, he didn't last that long. - Make it stop ! Make it stop !
Oh, my God ! That's disgusting.
Maybe we could leave the sex memories for a while.
Are you sure ? Cos I have some great stuff for you.
No, no, it's fine. I'll tell you what you need to know.
I just need a minute.
I feel a bit vulnerable.
Sure. I understand. You just take your time.
I know who you are.
I don't know who you think I am...
but you've got the wrong man.
Before I ripped his throat out, that bloke in shop said your name.
I thought, "No, it can't be". But it is.
It really is you.
My Lord.
You have the wrong man !
Jesus, you weren't joking, were you ?
Don't panic.
I'm still loyal.
Then forget you saw me.
I couldn't believe it when I found you working here with a dog.
I mean, you don't have to work anywhere.
There's a boat of Old Ones on the way, but until they get here,
it's just me and this mouthy little dicksplash.
But an Old One like you ? You could walk in and take over, like that.
I'm not interested.
Oh, come on. Come back.
Like the old days ? Me and you ?
Girl on each arm, one tied up in the boot.
Remember.
I try to forget. That's not who I am any more.
What ? And this is ?
Working in a greasy spoon with a lyco ?
He's been a busy boy, you know. He's got a target on his head.
Not when he's with me, he doesn't.
Look, you're either an Old One or you're a nobody.
And we're all over nobodies every day.
This visit here today is only really a recce.
Tomorrow, we're going to come back all tooled up about ten o'clock.
Teach your little doggie to play dead.
He's not my dog.
He's not my anything.
Fine.
You won't mind stepping aside, then.
Got you !
It's just a bit dead, so I thought I'd ambush you.
What have you been doing, anyway ? Counting the rubbish ?
Yes, I was counting the rubbish.
Someone's left something on one of the tables.
God, not more sick.
Do you want it, then ?
Why would I want it ? You have it.
I don't want it. It's demeaning to women.
We should throw it away.
- What must their mothers think ? - What ?
Those ladies on the cover, showing everything to everyone.
No one'll want to court them.
Court them ?
You know what I mean.
Only because I was around during the Coronation.
No one says "court" any more.
I know. They use "chatting up".
We don't say that because it's disrespectful to the lady,
even if they are in the nuddy. What do you call it ?
I don't call it anything because I don't do it.
Is that because you can't do it ?
Let's just say it's not good for my condition
- to play in that arena. - Very convenient.
"I can't chat them up cos I might kill them !"
You can't do it.
- Have you ever been with a woman ? - I'm waiting for the right woman.
Virginity is like a flower. You don't just pluck it for anyone.
Well said.
You can't chat up.
Are we still on with this ? I told you, I don't need to chat up.
I have charm and wit.
- Prove it. - What ?
Chat up the next woman here. Don't worry, I won't let you kill her.
I've nothing to prove.
I'll do it with you. First one to get her number wins.
Unless you can't do it.
First one to get her number, whoever she is ?
- You're on. - Fine.
We're not going to ring it ?
We'll burn itas soon as we get it.
Obviously.
These runes describe the coming of a man "the enemy of the Saviour".
The nearest translation to this rune is "nemesis", arch enemy.
Like Lex Luthor to Superman or Green Goblin to Spider-Man.
Yeah, yeah. No, I get that.
This is a description of the man.
This rune means "fire", but this is past tense, and this means "arm".
- And what does that mean ? - "The nemesis has a burnt arm".
- That's it ? - You want an e-mail address !
If you see a scary man with a burnt arm, run away !
It's pretty specific. Get out of town.
Especially now they know that she's alive.
You've got to go and hide somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
Go to Bangor.
What if the nemesis is waiting in Bangor ?
And besides, I've got my two boys guarding the door.
What ?
Something leaked out.
You don't trust them.
Not quite. Not yet.
I trust them a lot more than I trust you.
Maybe, in most areas. But never with her.
So, are you having a nice evening ?
JK Rowling used to write in a cafe, you know.
Did he ?
I never used to understand why.
But I get it now. Finally.
You know, from here, you can see all the passing warp
and woof of humanity...
in all its glory
and its despair.
Maybe, one day, years from now, people will ask you
- which table I used to sit at. - It's quite a thought.
Isn't it ?
Yes, me still here in a year. Anyway...
That's a really nice look you've got going on there.
Nice ?
Sorry.
This is one of those things when negative is positive, isn't it ?
Hang on. I know this one.
It's really bad.
Get you, Vanilla Ice
Whatever the word is to compliment it, pretend I just said it.
Don't you have floors to mop, or something ?
Please.
Yes ! Anything else ?
I like your tights. You look like a bee, and I like bees.
- Are you coming on to me ? - Is that like chatting up ?
No offence, but, like,
I'm into guys that are just a little bit more edgy.
You know, a little bit more darkness about them.
Are you laughing at me ? You'd better not be laughing.
No, honestly.
Sorry, it's just a private joke, you see.
We're actually both quite dark in our own little ways.
Well, he's darker than me. I'm dark occasionally.
Are you simple, or something ?
Here's an idea.
Order something or get out !
Fine. Then I guess I'm leaving.
I didn't like her. I don't think I even want her number.
How are my two bestest working boys ?
How did it go ?
- Went well, then ? - We did all right.
That's the first honest day's work he's done in his life.
You are so wrong.
If, by honest day's work, you mean mindless drudgery,
then I've drudged with the best of them.
Live as long as I have, you can't avoid it.
Whatever crappy you have done, I did crapper.
Pulling a cart through the streets collecting refuse.
Binman.
These were the days before flushing toilets.
It wasn't exactly rubbish we were collecting, if you get my drift.
Grave digger.
Sometimes, you'd dig through an old grave, unmarked,
right through a dead body, and it stunk.
Child's play.
Try digging plague pits with the bodies piled three deep around you.
I worked in a bar once.
This guy came in to chat me up and later,
he got drunk and crashed his car and died
and he tried to drag me through death's door into purgatory.
Dog food factory.
Shifting huge lumps of frozen sheep's lung.
Melted blood all sploshing about on the floor and the gaffer...
Annie ! How was your day ?
Oh, thank you. Thank you for asking, because it was a bit weird.
I got stalked by a vampire in the park and then I pushed my sex memories
into another vampire's sad little vampire brain.
That is weird, Annie.
Yes, I know. Thank you for asking.
Is there something you'd like to tell us ?
She's just a baby, Annie.
- This is all just a story. - And what about the Old Ones ?
Is that just a story, too ? What happens when they get here ?
Let them come. We can take them.
You said we should just run.
And you said there's no point.
Well, I think we should run and go and live in a barn.
A barn ?
Or a caravan.
You said we were strong here. We could face them.
I changed my mind.
I cannot sleep in a barn
or a tent or a caravan or anywhere,
without central heating, carpets and Radio 4.
That should be on my list. Really, it should.
Or I won't be responsible for my actions.
And the Old Ones ?
If the Old Ones are coming, I should be here to greet them.
Greet them ?
I mean face them.
- Confront them. - I ain't running. I want to fight 'em.
Look, I just think we have enemies
coming at us from every angle.
First, the Old Ones and now, this nemesis.
Jesus, Annie !
We've both had a really hard day at work.
Oh, and I haven't ?
That's not what I meant.
Look,
I'm not sure what you were used to
when George and Tina were around...
Their names
were Nina,
George and Mitchell.
This was their home
and they were my friends
They would have listened to me.
- Thanks, mate. - Thanks very much.
Can I have a...
cheeseburger, please ?
1.50.
"The cloak of the reaper blocks the sun over me
"Over me
"But the beak of the crow pecks at the flesh of my enemy
"Enemy
"I may be gone, but I'm still here
"Remember me, remember me".
You've forgotten to pay.
I think I just did.
That's one of my poems, so...
No, you've got to pay with money.
Oh, God.
I don't think you quite understand.
One day, you're going to be able to buy this place
with that piece of paper.
OK ? That's an original Michaela Thompson.
We prefer the money.
Look, I don't carry the currency
of this so-called society.
I pay with my art.
Not here, you don't. You either pay or you give it back.
Look, I just told you, I don't have any money.
So, what are you going to do about it ?
Lock you in and call the police. Try me.
Right, you can stop that now.
What ? This is what you wanted, isn't it ?
I'm paying, aren't I ?
- I used to ride a horse once. - What ? What's that got to do with it ?
I had a sword, I was respected.
Better, I was feared.
Peasants were flayed for looking at me funny.
You're OK ?
It was brutal, but it worked. We had order, we had respect. Now, this.
OK, mate. Let's go in the back and have a bit of a chat. Come on.
And I had a shield. A red one.
- Is he all right ? - You are not very nice, are you ?
You did well back there.
Really ?
Because I didn't rip her throat out,
because, instead, I just babbled like a lunatic.
Yeah, but babbling's better than leaping.
God, look at me.
Hiding from a little girl in a burger bar.
You're not hiding, you're keeping her alive.
It was always much harder for me...
with women.
So many times...
I couldn't stop myself. I leapt, rather than babbled.
But not now.
No, not now.
I don't think we need this any more.
I've got your back, mate.
Do you know what ? We should close up early tonight.
- Really ? - Yeah.
Yeah, no, we should go.
Have a pint or something.
Come in.
I've got to say, I was surprised to get your message.
You sure ?
No, but we're going to do it anyway. I just keep thinking,
"What would George and Nina do if trouble was on its way ?"
So, we leave tonight.
Closing early. Sorry.
We found a...
We found a dead dog... in the oven.
Health and safety.
Vampires. Kill the lights.
- How many ? - I counted four.
Probably after me.
I had been a bit busy, you know, before.
Yeah, probably.
- You had more stakes ? - Bet you're glad now.
That's not the point !
Oh, Lord Hal !
Are you in there, Lord Hal ?
Do you know him ?
It's complicated.
Is the doggie ready for his walkies ?
Have you planned this ? Were you just going to hand me over ?
Not exactly hand you over.
More just step aside, but I changed my mind.
- How do I know that ? - I don't know.
Maybe because we are whispering in the dark behind a counter !
Don't take the moral high ground. You kept a pile of stakes.
You were going to hand me over to them.
- I told you, I changed my mind. - What if you change it back ?
You're right. If only you had some way to defend yourself.
Hang on a minute. You kept a pile of stakes !
Hello ? Anyone ?
Listen ! Listen to me very carefully.
Outside, there are some...
very bad men who want to hurt us, so you have to keep quiet.
Do you understand ?
Go, go !
Right, you two.
They are good people.
But, it's like they're just lodging here.
You know, this isn't their home and we're not a family.
Not like it was before.
So, you run away with the creepy vampire you've just met ?
No, but I promised George I would do everything to keep her safe.
And I guess this is what it takes.
Oh, my God ! Oh, my God ! Who are they ?
Why are they after us ?
- I cannot believe we have to save her. - I cannot believe we've to save you.
I'm sorry. I did change my mind. I was trying to get you out of there.
I binned my big stake for you.
A stake ! You binned a stake, Tom.
- Give me my phone. - We've got to go.
I am not going another step until you tell me
why they're trying to kill us.
Because they're vampires.
Hilarious Mock the Gothic weirdo girl.
My phone. I'm calling the police.
Do the eyes and the teeth.
- That thing. - What ? I am not a performing monkey.
Hal, stop being such a wally.
I'm a vampire, he's a werewolf.
Any questions ?
Are you seeing anyone ?
Can I have your number ?
- What ? We never said that was over. - Oh, for God's sake.
Check the street.
Go !
Are you feeling weak ?
Do you need to feed ?
Because I wouldn't mind if you need a bit to keep you going, actually.
Would it leave a scar ?
Or could you do it somewhere else on my body ?
You don't know...
what you're asking.
I've got your back but don't push it.
Holiday's over, I guess.
Yeah, just think of it as a new type of holiday.
With lots of running, terror and sleeping in ditches.
Oh, my God ! You ! What's he doing here ?
Nothing that requires woody, pointy things, Tom.
- What's happened ? - Vampires.
They attacked the cafe.
- Completely unexpected. Not planned ? - Give it a rest !
First-aid kit, where is it ?
In the kitchen, I'll go and get it.
Who's she ?
A nightmare that we rescued.
Who are you talking to ?
Annie's a ghost. You can't see her, but we can.
Because you're a werewolf.
Have I got that right ?
- You're one of the good guys now ? - It would appear so.
I think I am, too.
It's fun.
It leaves me positively giddy.
This is so deep.
Why are there Eve's clothes in a suitcase ?
- Can we talk about this later ? - I think they need to know.
We were thinking that we would take baby Eve
somewhere a little safer.
"We" ? Who's "we" ?
You and this bloke here ?
House meeting.
I would like a house meeting, please, a house meeting.
Can you just...
Are you going for ever ?
Have we done something to upset you ?
So, are you a vampire, as well ?
- You're not showing up on my camera. - Take a wild guess.
You're taking the piss.
They started it.
You're funny.
What's your story ? How did you end up in all this ?
I was texting in the bogs when they attacked the cafe.
Wrong place, wrong time.
It was meant to happen.
Don't you believe in fate ?
Destiny ?
- More than anything. - You'll know there are no accidents.
I've spent years dreaming about a world like this and now I'm here,
talking to people with no reflections who will live for ever.
But we can protect her.
Not all the time. What about when you're both working ?
Where are you going ?
To change. But this is important.
I have to change my clothes.
It's like I'm circling the drain of a world I've spent 55 years to avoid.
The more I engage with this,
the greater the danger of being sucked in.
Look, I need some space, OK ? To think.
To breathe !
Sorry.
I'm really very sorry.
Good evening, my Lord. Apologies for the intrusion.
I don't remember asking you in.
He was invited in a week ago, when he took Eve.
It's amazing how these things stick.
And then I just invited some of my friends.
- You don't mind, do you ? - Not at all.
But is there really any need for the knife ?
It's a little crude.
Is that an order, my Lord ?
The offer's still on the table, there's a throne with your name on it.
What's he talking about ?
He didn't mention it, did he ?
Our Lord Harry is an Old One.
At least, he was.
Pretty high up.
You can be again.
All you've got to do is let us kill the dog.
And you can come back in. All is forgiven.
The rest live ?
I'll be honest with you probably not.
The fact that that baby's still alive is my secret weapon.
My ace in the hole.
Won't impress the Old Ones if it's still breathing.
- You'll have to get through me first. - Me, too.
I think we did come through you.
I'm sure you will again.
It's the thought that counts.
OK, what ?
I'm back in.
I'll come lead your merry band.
For richer or poorer.
Mostly richer.
What, just like that ?
You know me, Fergus.
You've known me for years.
Did you really think I was going to ally myself with these freaks and traitors
when there's an offer like that ?
It'll be just like coming home.
Now, go get the dog.
I'll deal with the girl.
No, Hal.
He got her. I didn't even see.
He must have nicked the jugular. Oh, shit !
Michaela, talk to me.
Who was she ?
A silly girl who walked into the wrong cafe.
Who thought that there was more than she could see, that vampires were cool.
And werewolves, she thought they were cool.
And werewolves.
Are you finished ?
I missed a few bits of them under the sofa.
Don't worry, I'll get them later, thank you very much.
I still think you should come with me.
It's not safe out there.
I know, It's just that I feel strong here.
Stronger than I've ever felt, I feel like I could take on a whole army.
You know, with Tom and,
Lord Harry by my side.
Don't.
Seriously, don't.
Trust us to look after the baby now, do you ?
That's the way it should have been from the start.
The War Child protected by you and the lodgers.
No, they're not lodgers. They are my friends.
Most of my friends are arseholes.
There's a couple in the Hoover.
You should get yourself some new friends.
That's the plan.
For what it's worth, I'm really sorry for the way things went.
What are you talking about ? I've got everything I've ever wanted.
I mean, I'm going to live for ever.
Reborn into this dark infinity,
with crimson fuel and eyes of ebony.
Good at poetry. Really good. It nearly rhymes and everything.
I think people might listen to them now, somehow.
I just... I really like the idea of my work being the final thing they hear.
Could be so beautiful.
When you stop thinking that, and you will,
remember I'm sorry.
- You're not good at being a vampire ? - I try not to be.
Ignore him, he's never happy unless he's miserable.
- What will you do ? - Keep moving. See the world.
Try not to end in a Hoover.
It's for him. Just in case.
But he is my maker, my creator,
the granter of this dark gift.
We're going to make poetry of our own.
Skin will be our parchment, blood will be our ink.
And then we're going to have sex.
Did you ever meet Ivan and Daisy ?
Now, there's a lovely thought.
- What we watching ? - I don't know.
Something about... con men.
Anything else on ?
had a look at it.
The plumber said, "It'll turn out to be a Lalique". I turned it over
That's what it was, stamped on the bottom.
What do you reckon, couple of grand ?
I'm going to go with a grand.
What do you think ?
I don't know. Let me have a look.
A couple of grand, probably.
Together, combined with this blue opalescence is just...
It just screams Lalique and is pretty thing.
He had a brilliant understanding of glass moulding.
This is a moulded piece of glass, this is all moulded
and then stained in to enhance the depth of the design.
It's good to be back.